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SAME OLD SHIT,
PRETTY NEW PACKAGE
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I was going to write a post or something without using the first person and it was going to look something like:

a backpack was left open.
a test was done sufficiently well on.
a boy from India wanted directions. his parents would not let him be a doctor or a lawer so he settled for engineer.

but that's as far as it got then some other stuff happened also, so fuck that shit. ummmmm...

I read a novellet in the library today and then got like 1/2 way into a story and then came home and am like 1/2 way into another book. I think I am going to stop watching so much t.v., she says in the middle of watching Men In Black. Holla.

"...any immediate further professional use on my part of the word 'God,' except as a familiar, healthy American expletie, will be taken as the very worst kind of name-dropping and a sure sign that I'm going stright to the dogs."
-author, Franny and Zooey

My cousin was a passenger in a car accident a couple days ago but he is ok, but he broke a couple bones and has some pretty nice scars and I don't really know what to say about that except why was I not informed earlier and can I get some pictures? Honestly, you would think I went to college and I stoped existing. Ok, I need to send him a card or something.

I sent someone a card once that said sorry you were hit by a car, but I don't think he got it, like, received it.



Jay: "I'm thinking, y'know, eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She about to start some shit, Zed."

"Tina Still
fucked 9
random guys.
It was hot."
-graffiti in the library cubicle

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not pictured here: alcohol, a party, men behaving badly, tuna fish, russian homework, the science fiction hall of fame, experimental quantum mechanics, a soul, anything that is real...
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I think this prhase should only be used in an ironical tone from now on. ok, i'll start.
Tests: sufficiently failed!
MISSION: ACCOMPLISHED!

...and there was much rejoicing
(minstreals: "yeay!")

I am a big supporter of Bush's dyslexicon. Mistakes are the second best way to bring new words into a language, I am pretty sure. So really, bush is just like a modern day shakesphere only completely by accident.


"I'm not going to do Nothing anymore."
"Never again?"
"Well, not so much. They don't let you."

-House at Pooh Corner



little chocolate kisses,
big chocolate taste.

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Things I will do today:

study for russian
study for russian
study for russian
go to work
study for russian
take russian test
go to physics
eat sushi with david
study for microbio
study for microbio
study for microbio
meet up with kristi and study for microbio
go home
take a nap
wake up for 9:00 microbio class

I am like the most exciting person EVER
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I did a cartwheel in the library today and realizied, man, i need to stretch before i do one of those things. this is sad. i am not as flexible all over anymore. i am getting old and falling apart.

i told a girl today in my LBS class that she didn't look like she was gonna go to med school. she asked me why and i said because she looked like she got enough sleep at night. and she said yeah, she was not definitely not planning on going to med school. ten points for me.

right now i am procrastinating for my russian test tomorrow. when did that class get so hard?

"And the girl would be all like, 'i have something to tell you... i'm steril', and the guy would be all like 'dude, join the club.'" -keith making up a joke about mules.


"listen:there's a hell
of a good universe next door; let's go."
-pity this busy monster, e.e.cummings




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my first conversation of the day went like this:

liz: crystal.
me: what??
liz: you're talking to yourself.
me: oh. am i?

which 1) is odd because I didn't realize it and 2) makes the first sentence of this post untrue because really my first conversation of today was between me and the microwave.

and then i didn't talk to anyone for eight hours. and then i didn't go to my russian class. and then i bombed a physics test. and then i talked to eight people at the library one of which being myself because fuck i was mad i failed that test. damn it. professors should not be allowed to give test that are harder than the homework. especially when the homework is really hard. the university should forbade it forserious.


what else? nothing. I am tired.


oh yeah one more thing. I put ice in my cereal. Liz says I am the only person on the planet that does that. I say that's rediculous, have you met everyone on the planet? but that does not convince her so I need to find someone else who does that so let me know if you know anyone. thanx.

but, i mean, really, without ice the milk gets all warm.

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[me eating a cookie nan made]
gary: how's the cookie?
me: ehhhhh.
gary: yeah. those are aweful.
me: they're a little weird.
gary: I hated them, but I ate four anyway.
me: what?!!! why??
gary: Well, I had to make SURE i hated them

ummm gary rocks my world because he helped me and tried to jimmy into my car with a coat hanger and called the cops and tow truck people when I locked myself out at the gas station today. holy crap. yeah, and my nearest set of copies is in watertucky a meer hour-plus away and the cops in lansing do not do that there where they just come and help you into your car. fuckers. but gary wandered around with me and called at towtruck for me. the whole ordeal took like two hours and $40. man. screw locks, that's what I say. but gary is awesome.

Gary to the towtruck people: "How much is it to get into a car?... uh-huh... ok well we're at the QD gas station on the corner of Jolly and Dunkle, pump 6."

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